**Russian yell**
NFKRZ: Today, I had a perfect idea, uh as you know, my channel has not been doing that great recently, right?
NFKRZ: Uh, yeah. So, today, what we're gonna do is we're gonna do, the hundred million dollar vs one dollar toilet water challenge.
NFKRZ: As you know, BuzzFeed, has been making a lot of these videos where they get uh, one dollar burger and a one million dollar burger and they go like: "Wow! This burger tastes different! What the fuck!"
NFKRZ: Okay, let's go. That's it. That's fucking it. Let's fucking go. L-Let's go
NFKRZ: So, we're going in the car to, fucking California. Uh, Las Angeles, to try out the finest toilet water because-
*NFKRZ's friend honking horn*
NFKRZ: Yeah, he has autism by the way.
*NFKRZ's Friend: "I can't see shit"*
NFKRZ: "How about cleaning your your windshield?"
*Both laughing like hyaenas*
NFKRZ's friend: What facts to you know about water?
NFKRZ: Water fact: Every twenty seconds, an African child dies because of the lack of water. Very positive video out there guys.
NFKRZ: What are your thoughts on that?
NFKRZ's friend: Thanks Trump.
Donald Trump: Wrong
NFKRZ: So, the first place we're arriving to is uh, is the nearest fucking public toilet.
NFKRZ: My name's a Jeff, and I'm the owner and cook at the newest toilet, uh, and for our toilet was a shower. I work here with my uh, my old man, my son, and this is our family business. And we use the finest shit and piss you will find in this city. For our water.
NFKRZ: Hey what's up guys, it's Scarce here, and today -
NFKRZ: First off is toilet water. We've got our selves a cup, we got ourselves a toilet. Hell yeah!
*Toilet flushing* NFKRZ: Aw, hell yeah!
NFKRZ: It's pretty good. How about you try it?
*Orman Ablo mating calls*
NFKRZ: You got shit water.
NFKRZ: NO!!!1
*Uncontrollable laughter*
NFKRZ: Yeah, so that was not successful.
NFKRZ: It's kinda shit.
NFKRZ: It's literally shit water. What would you fucking expect. You pricks you thought I could drink it? Unsubscribe that you thought I would drink shit water.
*Dying laughter*
NFKRZ: This is what you have to do to make a BuzzFeed video in Russia.
NFKRZ: Getting snow off the car, there's more coming in
NFKRZ: Are you ready to drink the finest piss water of Russia?
NFKRZ's friend: No.
NFKRZ's friend: Of course!
NFKRZ: We're going to the nas-
NFKRZ's friend: Whee are you going?
NFKRZ: We're going to the nastiest place which means, McDonald's.
NFKRZ's friend: You mean your apartment.
NFKRZ: Yeah, your mom's apartment
NFKRZ: Water Fact: Did you know that everybody's doing, the uh *Water Bottle Flip Challenge" is a huge fucking faggot?
NFKRZ: Now, next up, drinking water off a fucking windshield of a fucking shitty ass car.
NFKRZ: So guys, we're in the middle of the famous, uh, restaurant joint: Buttfuck Nowhere, and today we're gonna try the finest toilet water. It's not actually toilet water, it's windshie- car windshield water.
NFKRZ: As you can see, the profits of living in Russia is that we have all this. Uh, that means that all thi- snow as you know, if you study physics and chemistry, you fucking stupid asshole, if you study it, you know, this shit can actually turn into water, just like that. Hell yeah!
NFKRZ: So, this bastard is gonna try it first.
NFKRZ: Exquisite.
NFKRZ: No. That's not- That's- You didn't grasp all the tastes, of this water. You payed 130 thousand rubles for this shitty car. Right? You need to get some profit off of it at least. All you do is waste money with this fucking piece of shit, so at least just, jus- drink up and shut the fuck up. C'mon.
NFKRZ's friend: Drink more. More.
NFKRZ: Its got kind if like, uh, HIV taste to it. You know what I mean? If you ever have to take your girl, on a date with me and I have just this? She says "I'm thirsty, you just get our your car, you have your beautiful lady sit in the car. You grab some of the.. uh, you say, "Eat it, baby. Swallow it."
NFKRZ: Just like that.
NFKRZ: We're going the the most expensive place. The final stop is KFC, with the most expensive water.
NFKRZ: I am morbidly obese!
NFKRZ: So we're in KFC, the most expensive food, uh place you can find in Russia because this country is so fucking shit. As you can see we bought a lot of KFC chicken that we just ate. But that's not the main thing. This is only like a kind like a dish to the main treat today
NFKRZ: Aquamalay, Italiano, Expensiveo
NFKRZ: This cost me one million rubles. Thus us not an actual joke now, one million rubles.
NFKRZ: Are you ready to taste water my friend? I don't think you are. I'm ready, I'm not ready. I'm not ready at all
*Wheezing laughter*
NFKRZ: I just dropped drop one drop of water. This cost me one thousand dollars. For each drop
NFKRZ: This reminds me of a condom
*Siberian laugh*
*Orman Ablo laugh*
NFKRZ's friend: "bellissino"
*Vodka lover laughter*
NFKRZ: I can't physically drink this water. I can't physically drink this water here.
Person: I don't want to eat it.
Idubbbz: Eat it
Person: I feel- i feel like I physically cannot eat thus burger
NFKRZ: I can't, I can't drink this water dude I feel bad. I payed one million rubles in this water
Person: You eat it first, I can't.
Idubbbz: You sure?
NFKRZ: Yeah, okay, farewell.
NFKRZ: That is groundbreaking water, right here
NFKRZ: As you can see, this water attracts all the women
Woman: *Speaking Russian*
NFKRZ: If you but this water, and fine up to a girl she's gonna be sucking on that dick in five minutes.
NFKRZ: Money, cars, jets, uh fucking yachts, you don't need that shit, buy a bottle of this, every- every woman is yours.
NFKRZ: As you can see, like that this video turned from a taste test, to a fucking pickup prank xD and tutorial
NFKRZ: Buy this water, and get bitches. Get mad bitches my n
NFKRZ: See this bottle cap, the top level of craftsmanship.
NFKRZ: This goes with eBay for millions
NFKRZ: Not anymore
Person' *Speaking Russian*
NFKRZ: Your momma suck dick xD
NFKRZ: So, in conclusion, which sort of water is actually the best?
NFKRZ's friend: So, I would prefer- NFKRZ: No! You fuc- fucking speak up. This is a BuzzFeed video you shit
NFKRZ's friend: So.. I would prefer the 2nd one because it's my car and I can drink it anytime
NFKRZ: In my opinion, I would probably go to the 3rd one because uh, it gets me pussy cause you know that kind of was uh, you could show off a bunch of women with it they will fucking kiss you with it and be sucking that knob in five minutes so
*Ruski cough* cancer
NFKRZ: So that our BuzzFeed 400 *fart*
*S i b e r i a n. L a u g h I n g*
NFKRZ: So that was our BuzzFeed $1 vs $100 dollar toilet water challenge today it gets 10 million views hopefully it does and yeah hopefully you did enjoy that video, peace
*Outro*
NFKRZ: You guys wanna see a sick water bottle flip?
*Meme it up*